[SPAM] Subject: CONTACT GLOBAL COURIER SERVICE COMPANY
Dear Friend, I have been waiting for you since to come down here and pick your Bank Draft With Face value of $2,000,000.00 Usd but did not heard from you since that time ,then I went and deposited the Draft with Global Couriers Service Company here in Benin Republic,because I travelled to Dubai for health reasons and will not come back till next month end. You have to contact the Global Courier Service Company to know when they will deliver your package .I have paid for the delivering charges and insurance fee. The only money you have to send to them is there security keeping fee which is $125.00 British Pounds to received your package.Don't be deceived by any body This is there Contact Address Contact Dr. Laurent Guen Director Global Couriers Service Benin Republic.E-mail;(laurent_globalcourierservice@yahoo.com ) and direct phone +22993470571.Try to contact them as soon as possible to avoid increasing the security keeping fee.I gave them your delivering address but you have to reconfirm it to them again to avoid any mistake in the delivering. Let me know as soon as you receive your Draft . Thanks ENGR. OBI MUSA
[SPAM] Subject: Good income
Subject: Good income. Our company is looking for a professional Financial Controller to join our International group. We are proud to offer you an interesting and high-paid position in a field of financial services. We are looking for a highly motivated, ambitious person to join our team in Financial Controller position. Great opportunity to develop your income in our company within Management. Great way to further your knowledge in the funds management area. We are seeking for people who are willing to learn new skills, self motivated and have a desire to be self-employed and be your own boss (no door to door sales or MLM) No special equipment required but a mobile phone and computer are essential. You will be rewarded for your hard work and commitment with a good salary, and the possibility of long term opportunities! ________ - POSITION: Regional Representative (Australia) - POSITIONS AVAILABLE: 13 - AREA: Australia/New Zealand - SALARY: 1350-3100 AUD - TRIAL PERIOD: ONE MONTH - OCCUPATION: part-time (2 or 3 hours per day) - EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE: Bachelor's degree is desired. MBA is a plus. Some additional experience working with finances would be helpful but not required. - SKILLS: Must have an extensive knowledge of Microsoft Excel/Word. You must also be able to operate Internet Banking. Mobile phone is required. ________ How to apply. Please apply to Michael Wilson by e-mail application.form@Safe-mail.net. We will get back to you within 5 working days.
[11:37] {Rantz} How's this:
[11:37] {Rantz} I went to dinner at a colleague's house last night.
[11:37] {Rantz} We listened to a varity of music from his rather large collection.
[11:38] {Rantz} Eventually, asked "Do you have _____________".
[11:38] {Rantz} And he looked at me real odd, said "wow, someone who likes that song"
[11:38] {Rantz} SO we discussed the glories of said song.
[11:38] {Rantz} And he rummaged through his numerous CDs.
[11:38] {Rantz} Found the song.
[11:38] {Rantz} It was #23 on the particular CD.
[11:38] {Rantz} Name that song.
[11:39] {Rantz} For 23,000 Chips - NAME THAT SONG!
[11:39] {Rantz} ;P
"After retiring from a busy university department in Newcastle upon Tyne, and with the time and the need for more than the usual consultancies, I was able follow some of my more extreme inclinations. As a cyclist, I had occasionally thought of using more or fewer wheels, but it was only when choosing a grandson’s gift that I got seriously lost in contemplation of a gleaming chrome unicycle. My wife said "buy the bloody" thing, which I did on the whim of the moment. After months of practice at home, I graduated to back streets, a small paved park, and finally town roads. I couldn’t avoid being noticed; in turn, I couldn’t avoid observing the form that notice took. Because at the time there were no other unicyclists in the area, such sightings would have been exceptional, yet I soon found that the responses to them were stereotyped and predictable. I realised that this indicated an underlying biological phenomenon and set about its study."
SMS MessagesGreat examples of why txt msgs will never replace LTEs. Then again, it's the Empty News - pretty much the same, 'cept for the standard bearers.
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