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Personality: Faerie Goddess Father
Said the older faerie goddess son, "You're not very smart if you have hair on your bottom."
One ponders the meaning of this for a while and then asks, "What do you mean by that?"
"Well, you've got hair on your top (points to my head) and hair on your bottom (points to my chin) and you're sweating here (points to my forehead) and I've only got hair on my top and I'm not sweaty here (points to his forehead)."
Beard now gone, much to the consternation of the dame dowager duchess who said, "So you'll take the advice of a 4 and half year old but ignore you're auntie?" shortly before clipping the nine months of facial hair off my bottom.
¶ 15:23
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If I had a dollar for every time I had to shave my bottom, I'd be looking at approximately $666.00, give or take a dollar.
The tropics will do that to you. You got there at the pussy-whipped end of the season, with barely a rainy day until the end of November ahead of you. Just wait until December, sunshine!
The tropics will do that to you. You got there at the pussy-whipped end of the season, with barely a rainy day until the end of November ahead of you. Just wait until December, sunshine!
Cub - am I surprised it took you more than one reading to get the message? Not in the least.
Get real, real soon - the sooner the better.
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Get real, real soon - the sooner the better.
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