[format = N. Rockchild's Question
Rantzalot's Answer]

1. When a girl says "see you later", does it mean that she will see me later, or was she joking?
   If she is honest she will see you later, if she's dishonest she will not see you later, if she's unsure she might be joking.
2. Does your feet smell, or your husbands, wifes, boyfriends, or girlfriends?
   Yes my feet smell, my wife's feet smell and my boyfriend's feet smell.
3. Who’s feet smells the worst?
   My feet smell the worst of the group specified by Rockchild.
4. If you had three wishes, but couldn’t ask for money, couldn’t ask for a house or car, move somewhere else, or stop someone’s feet from smelling, what would you ask for?
   
   1. Wish 1 would be that I could indeed ask for anything without restrictions established by Rockchild
   2. Wish 2 would be that I have three houses - one in the Blue Mountains to the west of Sydney, one in the bush south of Darwin and one on Magnetic Island.
   3. Wish 3 would be that I have a pilot and an aeroplane (Wonder Woman and her plane would suit me just find - see last question/answer for more on Wonder Woman) to transport me from one abode to other two at my whim.
5. Was you ever told a secret, that you was suppose to keep secret, but you couldn’t keep a secret, so you told someone this secret, so it was not a secret anymore?
   Yes.
6. What was the secret?
   I told a dear friend's partner that said friend was taking said partner on a cruise from Australia to New Zealand and Fiji and back again as a fiftieth birthday gift - friend's partner really, really, really needed to know so as to arrange passport and get a Brazilian because it was a nude (i.e. clothing optional) cruise.
7. I love my grandma, but she has a problem, and I wont say it here, but what would you do if your grandma smelled?
   I'd tell her and then say, "Just joking Granny, it's your cat that smells, not you."
8. My friend Sally stuck her tongue in my mouth one time, what was I suppose to do with it?
   Push it to one side and stick your tongue in her mouth and wiggle it around a bit and then say, "Ooooh, that's so gross."
9. Did you ever get hit by a car and lived to tell about it?
   Yes, twice: one riding my bicycle at night in a heavy Monsoonal trough and once whilst walking across a Zebra crossing.
10. Which one of these Superhero’s would you like to be and why? Wonder Woman, Cat Woman, Spiderman, the Hulk, or Kama Sutra?
    I'd be Spiderman and my partner would be Wonder Woman and we could each use our various binding powers to tie each other up (and down and all around). When I was but a wee lad I wanted to get tied up by Wonder Woman and after all these years it's still a great fantasy.

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