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Monday
Personality: Blogged2Death
Rumsfield Lying Again: "Fresh controversy about Donald Rumsfeld's personal dealings with Saddam Hussein was provoked yesterday by new documents that reveal he went to Iraq to show America's support for the regime despite its use of chemical weapons."
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Dateline: North America
So, the cow apparently came from Canadia. It would have to be mad to go South, then, wouldn't it?
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Sunday
Personality: Blogged2Death
Man helps neighbour move corpse: "A neighbor's request for help in loading a piece of luggage into a Cadillac early yesterday led a South King County man to make an unusual discovery."
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Personality: Blogged2Death
Unconventionaut: The War Against Reason Archives: "Is it just me or does it seem to anyone else that Reason, sweet Reason itself, is under attack these days? "
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Saturday
Personality: Blogged2Death
Fake poo!: "McLEAN, Va. - When the CIA secret gadget-makers invented a listening device for the Asian jungles, they disguised it so the enemy wouldn't be tempted to pick it up and examine it: The device looked like tiger droppings."
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Tuesday
Personality: Blogged2Death
leather egg: "And finally, a note to my friends: I love the holiday cards, and I love to see photos of your beautiful children. But why, oh why, don't you take a cute family photo that includes the parents? I want to see how YOU are aging, dangit. I want to see the balding, graying, wrinkling, thickening, aging truth. Plus my winter depression lifts significantly when I realize I'm aging pretty well, thank you very much."
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Monday
Personality: Blogged2Death
Soldier 'punched spitting Saddam
"SADDAM Hussein spit on one of the US soldier sent to capture him, prompting the soldier to punch the former Iraqi dictator, Time magazine has reported, citing an unnamed US source.
"SADDAM Hussein spit on one of the US soldier sent to capture him, prompting the soldier to punch the former Iraqi dictator, Time magazine has reported, citing an unnamed US source.
A military spokeswoman in Iraq claimed no knowledge of the incident, saying: 'I think this is an urban legend.'
Saddam was captured on December 13 by US forces in a raid near his hometown of Tikrit."
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Wednesday
Location: Townsvile
I'm off on the ferry to go into Townsvile for shopping.
Hmmm... should be fun.
At least the ferry will be... ¶ 06:12 0 Comments
Hmmm... should be fun.
At least the ferry will be... ¶ 06:12 0 Comments
Tuesday
Dateline: Cleburne, Texas
Texas cops wasting time busting sex-toy dealers
"A Texas housewife is in big trouble with the law for selling a vibrator to a pair of undercover cops, and the Brisbane vibrator company she works for says Texas is an 'antiquated place'' with more than its share of 'prudes.'' " ¶ 13:31 0 Comments
"A Texas housewife is in big trouble with the law for selling a vibrator to a pair of undercover cops, and the Brisbane vibrator company she works for says Texas is an 'antiquated place'' with more than its share of 'prudes.'' " ¶ 13:31 0 Comments
Dateline: Darwin
Health minister out in Martin reshuffle
Shuffling cards would probably work better.... ¶ 05:22 0 Comments
Shuffling cards would probably work better.... ¶ 05:22 0 Comments
Monday
Personality: Blogged2Death
Capricorn
It's your nature to make long-term commitments. You could certainly do that if you wanted to, but think about all the wonderful options that you're leaving outside when you close the door. What seems like a solid financial picture could change with the weather. Emotions ebb and flow, and one day you might be scratching your head about why something so meaningless once felt so important. Of course, that's an extreme case. Maybe the stars are just trying to tell you that what seems like a great idea could benefit from a little more refinement. ¶ 10:38 0 Comments
CapricornIt's your nature to make long-term commitments. You could certainly do that if you wanted to, but think about all the wonderful options that you're leaving outside when you close the door. What seems like a solid financial picture could change with the weather. Emotions ebb and flow, and one day you might be scratching your head about why something so meaningless once felt so important. Of course, that's an extreme case. Maybe the stars are just trying to tell you that what seems like a great idea could benefit from a little more refinement. ¶ 10:38 0 Comments
Sunday
Location: Magnetic Island
Injuries aside - what a great show!
"This version of Goldilocks takes place in Sadie Spangle’s (Des Lavery) threadbare circus. A troupe whose future is threatened by the dastardly Bloodthirsty Black - played by the heroic stand-in (for injured Andy Frost) Paul Wood - who marvelously embodies the worst excesses of globalisation - buying up all the little circuses of the world so nobody can compete with his big time, whip-cracking outfit. Is there an embedded message here for the little Magnetic community in the face of developers?
"This version of Goldilocks takes place in Sadie Spangle’s (Des Lavery) threadbare circus. A troupe whose future is threatened by the dastardly Bloodthirsty Black - played by the heroic stand-in (for injured Andy Frost) Paul Wood - who marvelously embodies the worst excesses of globalisation - buying up all the little circuses of the world so nobody can compete with his big time, whip-cracking outfit. Is there an embedded message here for the little Magnetic community in the face of developers?
Poor Elle Cox as Goldilocks - unable to beam her full1000-watt smile - after colliding the night before with the show’s gorilla and in considerable pain - bravely kept her role alive while Des Lavery - as the astonishing Sadie Spangle - pushed his buxomity to the max and hammed the kindly tart for all she was worth."
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Personality: Cerebral Shorts
Art project: five million copies : the five million copies project : (part one) (F)ive million copies : the goal/object is to make five million copies of this poem:
so, electronically or photocopy/printing/letterpress/offset//rubberstamp ! by hand ! include in publications , 'zines , books , website / e-mail ! any other method - - -
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by john m. bennett"
so, electronically or photocopy/printing/letterpress/offset//rubberstamp ! by hand ! include in publications , 'zines , books , website / e-mail ! any other method - - -
*report* back to yb396@victoria.tc.ca or imp press: 21 Valleyview Dr. SW/ Medicine Hat, Alberta/ T1A 7K5 / CANADA
a running total will be kept here with credit to all participants
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Friday
Dateline: Katherine
Girl, 10, robs hotel
"A 10-year-old girl was apprehended by security guards for a smash and grab robbery on an NT pub.
"A 10-year-old girl was apprehended by security guards for a smash and grab robbery on an NT pub.
The girl and her two female co-offenders, aged 15 and 29, took three bottles of bourbon and 34 cans of beer from the pub at Katherine. "
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Thursday
Personality: Instruct
Analyzing Web Site Traffic: Transforming Information into Learning and Action
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Location: Horseshoe Bay
I received a telephone call earlier this afternoon: after six months in storage, my things will be arriving this coming Monday morning on the 7:45 ferry, which means that they should be at my house by 9 or 10.
At last I will be able to cook a meal with the proper tools instead of the things I've scrounged from the local op shop and those that I borrow regularly.
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Location: Horseshoe Bay
I awoke during the night to find a possum in my bed, which I noticed when my hand touched its coarse, wiry hair. I said, "Shoo, possum, get out of my bed.".
I soon realised it wasn't a possum but Xtian.
The things we do when we have guests when we are used to sleeping alone...
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Tuesday
Personality: Blogged2Death
I don't understand the guns bit, but the Guns and Dope Party is half right.
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Friday
Location: Horseshoe Bay
Xtian arrived this past Tuesday hence the lack of blogs.
The Queen wants to feed him to the lion but I don't know about that.
We've been to "The Forts" and now we're off to Bolger Bay and West Point.
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